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'Pauline - have you seen the brochures on the 'Lost Incas' - I can't find them anywhere.'

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

Zeus's Caddy

Stonehenge Explained

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Life after death"

Souvenirs.

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Pompeii restoration project.

Mummy Beggar

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'The gods are perplexing.'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

Mummy Tourists

"He's an intelligence gatherer."

Euripides

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

Playing Pyramids

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

The Antiquary

Lost to antiquity.

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'