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'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

Mummy Tourists

'The great variety of bones can mean only one thing: King Solomon's Zoo.'

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

Cat scratch fever

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Quantum Psychic

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Stonehenge Explained

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Life after death"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Souvenirs.

Mummy Beggar

'The gods are perplexing.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."