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Styrofoam Henge, where modern technology clashes with an ancient civilization.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Stonehenge Explained

Pyramid catflap...

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'The gods are perplexing.'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

Mummy Tourists

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'I've been knocking for ages!'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Galileo vs Aristotle

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

The Antiquary

Lost to antiquity.

Homer

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

The Forensic Paleontologist

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'