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'Good god! . . . A mummies boy.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Stonehenge Explained

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'