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"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Stonehenge Explained

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'The gods are perplexing.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

The Raven - The Study at Night

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

Lost to antiquity.

The Antiquary

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

Mummy Mousehole

"Sadly, no food was produced after they all became motivational speakers."

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."