Ancient Mysteries Buff T-Shirts

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

The Fall of Gnome

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Stonehenge Explained

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Mummy Shrink.