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"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Stonehenge Explained

Mummy Tourist

'The gods are perplexing.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Archaeologists doing a Selfie

Socrates does lunch

The Antiquary

Lost to antiquity.

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

The Forensic Paleontologist

'He was an evil king.'

"Sadly, no food was produced after they all became motivational speakers."

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

'Of curse it does.'

'Its easy really, just pull this lever and open the old Persian invented syphon trick!'

Boarding House Kitchen

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'