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"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Stonehenge Explained

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'The gods are perplexing.'

Mummy Tourist

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Archaeologists doing a Selfie

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

Socrates does lunch

The Antiquary

Lost to antiquity.

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

'He was an evil king.'

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

'Archaeologists discover the earliest ancient texts.'

The Forensic Paleontologist

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

"Sadly, no food was produced after they all became motivational speakers."

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

'Of curse it does.'

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

Boarding House Kitchen

'Its easy really, just pull this lever and open the old Persian invented syphon trick!'