Love For Ancient Stories Gifts

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Mummy Tourist

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Archaeologists doing a Selfie

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

Socrates does lunch

"That's not what I said."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

Pandora's other box

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

The Dungeon

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

ATM Inside

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Argonauts and football

King Midas: The Golden Years

"I need a companion."

"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."

'No, I'm not going to go back to ask for a little more wiggle room.'

Achilles needs first aid.

'Jason and the vodkasnorts'

Vulcan

Monster in the Alley.

"I used to be super-impressed too, until I found out it's made of paper-mache!"

'I hope you enjoy all the perks of your new executive position. Above your new desk is the sword of Damocles handing by a thin thread. I wouldn't worry about it, chances are it might never fall and put an end to your privileged existence.'

"Our plan has failed. The elephants of Hannibal are not frightened by our little mice."