Lover Of Ancient History Gifts

Socrates does lunch

"This IS the easy form. The regular one is over there!"

'No, I'm not going to go back to ask for a little more wiggle room.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'The Egyptians buried their kings with a huge supply of beer. I asked Sue to do the same for me, but she said where I'm going it won't keep.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Trojan Hurdler.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

The Fall of Gnome

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Here's the parking lot."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Who's the new guy?'

Sphinx Comes Alive

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'