Lover Of Ancient History Gifts

Socrates does lunch

"This IS the easy form. The regular one is over there!"

'No, I'm not going to go back to ask for a little more wiggle room.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'The Egyptians buried their kings with a huge supply of beer. I asked Sue to do the same for me, but she said where I'm going it won't keep.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Trojan Hurdler.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

The Fall of Gnome

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Here's the parking lot."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"