Ancient History Lovers Gifts

'Ooh, that's new!' (antipasto bar in the Collusseum).

'Think about it Saladin do you really want it? I have read the stars.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Are we there yet?'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

The Fall of Gnome

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Ten Commandments

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Here's the parking lot."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Who's the new guy?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'