Ancient History Aficionados Gifts

Roman Golfer.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

'Now get out there and execute.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

Trojan Hurdler.

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Here's the parking lot."

"I'm having my entrails read."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Sphinx Comes Alive

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

'Who's the new guy?'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Oedipus