Ancient History Aficionados Pillows

Roman Golfer.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

'Now get out there and execute.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Trojan Hurdler.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Here's the parking lot."

Sphinx Comes Alive

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"I'm having my entrails read."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Who's the new guy?'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Oedipus

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

I came, I saw, I partied!

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."