Ancient History Lovers Pillows

"What an eyesore - I'd make the damn architect live in 'em."

'Ooh, that's new!' (antipasto bar in the Collusseum).

'Think about it Saladin do you really want it? I have read the stars.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Trojan Hurdler.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'Are we there yet?'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

The Fall of Gnome

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Here's the parking lot."

Ten Commandments

"I'm having my entrails read."