Ancient History Lover Pillows

Food Pyramid.

'Spartacus suddenly realised - his support was no longer one hundred percent'

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"

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Anglo-saxon in shampoo section of a shop.

King Midas, The Original Gold Bug.

'Let your people go? - That would destabilize the whole REGION!'

Stonehenge Books

'Pirated commandments? Already?'

"The kids like to flatten pennies under his boulder."

Trojan Horse Threat.

Park and Ride dilema

Death sentence.

'They're not SUPPOSED to turn you on!'

"Achilles, first it's the heel, then fallen arches, and now gout..."

In today's lesson, we'll talk about our ancestors 'The Mammoths'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Flavius becomes embarrassed on ordering a pack of Trojans.

Early Selfies

Watch Out Hedgehogs

"These ark plans were Greek to me."

"I'm having my entrails read."

'One more complaint and I will make you swap places with the one I have holding the Sun.'

'You're missing a few commandments.'

Not everyone in Ancient Greece loved Pegasus.

S.U.V. parking is around back.

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Well, they were obviously married.

No caption. (A mythological centaur, ancient Greek and assorted animals wait in line behind a lion to look out a telescope.)

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

"At least it'll be dark when they climb out."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"I hate to be a downer, but statistically, people are more likely to die of heart failure than get hit by one of those things."

The Sphinx Speaks