Ancient History Lover Mugs

Food Pyramid.

'Spartacus suddenly realised - his support was no longer one hundred percent'

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"

Sale

Anglo-saxon in shampoo section of a shop.

King Midas, The Original Gold Bug.

'Let your people go? - That would destabilize the whole REGION!'

Stonehenge Books

'Pirated commandments? Already?'

"The kids like to flatten pennies under his boulder."

Trojan Horse Threat.

Park and Ride dilema

Death sentence.

'They're not SUPPOSED to turn you on!'

"Achilles, first it's the heel, then fallen arches, and now gout..."

In today's lesson, we'll talk about our ancestors 'The Mammoths'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Flavius becomes embarrassed on ordering a pack of Trojans.

Watch Out Hedgehogs

"I'm having my entrails read."

'One more complaint and I will make you swap places with the one I have holding the Sun.'

'You're missing a few commandments.'

Not everyone in Ancient Greece loved Pegasus.

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

"At least it'll be dark when they climb out."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"I hate to be a downer, but statistically, people are more likely to die of heart failure than get hit by one of those things."

The Sphinx Speaks

"Nobody told me that world domination could be so complicated."