Ancient History Fanatic Pillows

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Trojan Hurdler.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

The Fall of Gnome

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Here's the parking lot."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Who's the new guy?'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!