History Fanatic Pillows

Saint Patrick

Charles Darwin

"Of course you hear a burglar downstairs -- The dungeon is FULL of them!"

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

David Cameron

'It stopped on the fortieth day. I win the pool.'

William Shakespeare

"Lovely weather for it."

' Try and drag this one out a bit, the bingo's running late."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Southwark Fair.

Servicemen.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Knight Golfing

The International and May Day Terrorism

'Where was the TSA?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Moses' Tablet

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"It is we."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Paul Ree

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Trump secret police

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

The Gettysburg Address in process.