History Fanatic Mugs

Saint Patrick

Charles Darwin

"Of course you hear a burglar downstairs -- The dungeon is FULL of them!"

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

David Cameron

'It stopped on the fortieth day. I win the pool.'

William Shakespeare

"Lovely weather for it."

' Try and drag this one out a bit, the bingo's running late."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Southwark Fair.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Servicemen.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Knight Golfing

The International and May Day Terrorism

Cut!

Moses' Tablet

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'Where was the TSA?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Paul Ree

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Trump secret police

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror