History Fans Pillows

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

Pre-minstrel Tension.

'I just spent more to fill up the tank than we paid for our first car in 1964.'

BONNIE AND CLYDESDALE.

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Servicemen.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The International and May Day Terrorism

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Knight Golfing

'Where was the TSA?'

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

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Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Moses' Tablet

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Trump secret police

Sundial Time

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."