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'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Tourists

The first car accident.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The International and May Day Terrorism

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Cut!

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Those Were The Days

Trojan Hurdler.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

The Fall of Gnome

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.