Ancient Historian Enthusiast Gifts

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Tourists

The first car accident.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The International and May Day Terrorism

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Trojan Hurdler.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The Fall of Gnome

"Daddy's working from home today."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.