Ancient Historian At Heart Gifts

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Trojan Hurdler.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"I'm having my entrails read."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

I came, I saw, I partied!

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."