Ancient Historian Gifts

"We can thank Hippocrates for changing healing from an occult art to a science."

"This is going to screw up my fantasy team."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"Et tu, Brute?"

"Caesar walks in, we stab him, and the rest, as they'll say, will be history."

'Parking is always such a problem in this city.

Roman Market

"Our plan has failed. The elephants of Hannibal are not frightened by our little mice."

'We'll clean up! First we sack Rome, and then we have a yard sale.'

'Is it ethically sourced?'

'Next time you pick me up lose the open plan galley.'

'If we can make them small enough, we can wear them on our wrists.'

Excerpt from the writings of Euripides, Athenian Dramatist, 484-406 BC.

"No riddles, Oedipus. But you will have to guess a randomly generated password."

The First Selfie

"No, we will not be starting with a safety brief today."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"You're fired."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Gender Equality

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'