Historian Gifts

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."

8000BC invention of the printing process.

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Don't be ridiculous, man! Of course there's no 'exit strategy'!'

"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"

William Wallace & Gromit.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

The first history class.

"Maybe it needs a caption."

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

"I was in a different place then."

Well la de da. . .

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I'm glad to see that you've finally come to your census.'

The Evolution Of Man

"Let me give you a lesson in American history: James Madison never intended the Bill of Rights to protect riffraff like you."

"It's SO last epoch."

"XIVth Street"

"So if you've all signed and turned in your waivers - let's ride!"

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

Alec Douglas-Home

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Niccolo Machiavelli

Harold Wilson

"Listen Hagar, first you pillage THEN you burn!"

"We Can Do It!"

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

'Do you think someone should tell him that being 'Churchillian' involves more than smoking an Havanna and getting pissed?'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.