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"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."

8000BC invention of the printing process.

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Don't be ridiculous, man! Of course there's no 'exit strategy'!'

William Wallace & Gromit.

"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Maybe it needs a caption."

The first history class.

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

"I was in a different place then."

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"So if you've all signed and turned in your waivers - let's ride!"

"XIVth Street"

"It's SO last epoch."

"Let me give you a lesson in American history: James Madison never intended the Bill of Rights to protect riffraff like you."

The Evolution Of Man

Well la de da. . .

Alec Douglas-Home

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

'Do you think someone should tell him that being 'Churchillian' involves more than smoking an Havanna and getting pissed?'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Nicola Sturgeon's History Guide To Things We Can Blame The English For...Introduction of the Midge

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Harold Macmillan

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

"Listen Hagar, first you pillage THEN you burn!"

Niccolo Machiavelli

Harold Wilson

Norman Wisdom 1066