Ancient Historian At Heart T-Shirts

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Ancient Greek selfies

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Trojan Hurdler.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"I'm having my entrails read."

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

I came, I saw, I partied!

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"