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"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days

Trojan Hurdler.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

The Fall of Gnome

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Here's the parking lot."

Sphinx Comes Alive

"I'm having my entrails read."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.