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"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Those Were The Days

Trojan Hurdler.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

The Fall of Gnome

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Here's the parking lot."

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Sphinx Comes Alive