Ancient History Enthusiast Pillows

"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

'Forensic scientists have now determined that the fall of the Roman Empire was due to an accounting error.'

"It seems to be a grant application!"

The origin of fire can actually be traced to cavechildren.

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"There I go - still writing 'B.C.' on my checks."

"Hmm, I liked it better where it was before."

I came, I saw, I partied!

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Dog in ancient dog house

"Youch! I ruptured that tendon - you know, the one that attaches your calf muscle to your heel."

"If I survive I'm going to demand councelling and trauma compensation."

"Another false start for the Western philosophical tradition."

"Warrior queen or not, she shouldn't be driving that thing on a school run."

'I like it master mason but I'm not sure about the flag!'

'Hail, Caesar.'

The 'Round Earth' sales pitch hits a snag.

The canteen of the gods. "Not Ambrosia again! Can't we have pizza just for a change?"

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

'Are you sure you still love me even though I'm old, and everything just hangs now?'

'You should be able to help me with my homework. We're studying ancient history.'

The Nile Floods

Original Stonehenge

'I think I separated my shoulder.'

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

"Here's the parking lot."

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

What's new is Archaeology. The world's most pointless magazine.

Sisyphus orders a drink

'A little wine, daily, Antonius, leads to longevity -- perhaps as old as 35.'

'Helen is this the Facebook page that launched a thousand ships?'

Easter Island bus...

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Moses' Twitter Account.

"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."