Lover Of Antiquity Gifts

"This wasn't commissioned by the Emperor. This is just my random thoughts on stuff."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Sphinx Comes Alive

"I'm having my entrails read."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Souvenirs.

I came, I saw, I partied!

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

Mummy Tourist

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"Don't forget the screenplay."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Park and Ride dilema

Referees at the Original Olympics.

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"Tut's outdone himself this time."