Lover Of Antiquities Gifts

"The End of Classicism as we know it."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Souvenirs.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Islington Angels.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"I'm still looking, sir?"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Books of Tablets

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

My own museum.

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Queen Anne

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Antique silver

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"I'll take it."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

First aid and sculpture

Socrates does lunch

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'