Lover Of Antiquity Prints

"This wasn't commissioned by the Emperor. This is just my random thoughts on stuff."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Sphinx Comes Alive

"I'm having my entrails read."

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

Souvenirs.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

I came, I saw, I partied!

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Mummy Tourist

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Referees at the Original Olympics.

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Park and Ride dilema