Lovers Of Ancient History Prints

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Trojan Hurdler.

The Fall of Gnome

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Darn autocorrect!"

Ten Commandments

"Here's the parking lot."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Who's the new guy?'

Sphinx Comes Alive

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'