Ancient Stories Enthusiast Gifts

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Neptune

"Here's the parking lot."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

I came, I saw, I partied!

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'I know what you're thinking.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

Referees at the Original Olympics.

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

2 mummies...

Mummies for Dummies

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

Paul before Felix.

Aethel the Analyzed.

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"That's not what I said."

"Another false start for the Western philosophical tradition."

'Are you sure you still love me even though I'm old, and everything just hangs now?'