Ancient Tales Fan Gifts

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Neptune

Thomas Hardy

Upper West Side Story

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Carpe diem

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

'Somebody got some sun.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

"That's not what I said."

I suspect we'll find the coffin painter in that last one.

ATM Inside

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Hat Stand Sacrifice.

King Midas: The Golden Years

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Egyptian Cruise

"On the next one, I want a water slide."

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'