Ancient Tales Fan Mugs

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Neptune

Thomas Hardy

Upper West Side Story

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Carpe diem

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

'Somebody got some sun.'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

"That's not what I said."

ATM Inside

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Egyptian Cruise

Count and Figaro

"On the next one, I want a water slide."