Ancient Tale Enthusiast Gifts

Argonauts and football

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Don Quixote

Neptune

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"That's not what I said."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

ATM Inside

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Don Quixote

Robin Hood.

King Midas: The Golden Years

Ugly sisters

"I need a companion."

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

'Ok. But explain to be again why I can't call it 'sex'.'

Achilles needs first aid.