Ancient Story Enthusiast Gifts

Omglog comes down the mountain...with one commandment.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Here's the parking lot."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

I came, I saw, I partied!

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I know what you're thinking.'

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

Referees at the Original Olympics.

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Early detection was rarely helpful.