Ancient Story Enthusiast Gifts

Omglog comes down the mountain...with one commandment.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Here's the parking lot."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

I came, I saw, I partied!

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'I know what you're thinking.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Referees at the Original Olympics.

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Early detection was rarely helpful.