Ancient Tales Aficionado Gifts

'They like the manna, but they're afraid you're fattening them up for something.'

"That's why you don't stand behind them!"

'Contrary to popular belief,the Trojan rocking horse was a complete disaster.'

"Bloody Hell! You're home early!"

"I used to be super-impressed too, until I found out it's made of paper-mache!"

Vulcan

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Neptune

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

"That's not what I said."

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

ATM Inside

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Argonauts and football

Ugly sisters

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Robin Hood.

'Ok. But explain to be again why I can't call it 'sex'.'

'We've got a personnel problem -- by the time they punch in, they're too tired to work.'

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Achilles needs first aid.

Adam sees note from Eve: Gone for a walk. Your dinner's in the apple tree.