Ancient Mysteries Enthusiast Gifts

'These symbols are indecipherable. I think these must be the precursors of CAPTCHAS.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

The Antiquary

"I hear it's going to be a Walmart."

The Solstice Experience

'It says: 'Do not use if seal is broken'.'

"Sadly, no food was produced after they all became motivational speakers."

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

'Its easy really, just pull this lever and open the old Persian invented syphon trick!'

'This is the last Pharaoh. Note he's wrapped in red rape.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

In spite of all the scientific theories, the true origins of Stonehenge are much simpler.

"It says, 'Contains Spoiliers.'"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Stonehenge Explained

"Here's the parking lot."

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

I came, I saw, I partied!

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'The gods are perplexing.'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Referees at the Original Olympics.

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"