Ancient Mystery Lovers Gifts

Sphinx looking at mouse hole in pyramid

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Stonehenge Explained

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"We're here, Harry."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'The gods are perplexing.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

Orpheus and Eurydice

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'Emotional blackmail.'

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

The Antiquary

Lost to antiquity.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

'Archaeologists discover the earliest ancient texts.'

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

The Forensic Paleontologist