Ancient Mystery Seekers Gifts

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Quantum Psychic

Stonehenge Explained

Pyramid catflap...

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

'The gods are perplexing.'

Mummy Beggar

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Mummy Tourists

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

Galileo vs Aristotle

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

The Antiquary

Homer

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"