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"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Quantum Psychic

Stonehenge Explained

Pyramid catflap...

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'The gods are perplexing.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Mummy Beggar

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Mummy Tourists

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'I've been knocking for ages!'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Galileo vs Aristotle

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

Greek Mathematics. Archimedes. Euclid. Pythagoras. The ancient Greeks didn't have a symbol for zero? The left "nothing" to the imagination.

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

The Antiquary

Homer

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"