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"Mow lawn, take out garbage, water plants, weed garden."

Explorers discover gender labeled pyramid restrooms

Easterhenge

"Oh no, not another one!"

The star hunters

Pyramid catflap...

Goddess

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Children's questions

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

Sand Pyramids

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Galileo vs Aristotle

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Homer

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Spudhenge

'But if night falls, why does day break?'

John Wycliffe