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"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

The star hunters

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Emma's Unicorn

Moon

Inkwell Genie.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

I Heart Juggling

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Children's questions

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Frog Prince

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

Fairy Queen

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

'That's what I call magical magic!'

I just knew this would be dull.

'But if night falls, why does day break?'