Ancient Wonder Seeker Gifts

"Mow lawn, take out garbage, water plants, weed garden."

Explorers discover gender labeled pyramid restrooms

Easterhenge

"Oh no, not another one!"

"You're going to need another obelisk. I thougt of some more stuff to add to the shopping list."

The star hunters

Pyramid catflap...

Goddess

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Children's questions

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Sand Pyramids

Greek Mathematics. Archimedes. Euclid. Pythagoras. The ancient Greeks didn't have a symbol for zero? The left "nothing" to the imagination.

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Galileo vs Aristotle

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

Homer

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

'That's what I call magical magic!'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Spudhenge