Ancient Mysteries Seekers Gifts

Styrofoam Henge, where modern technology clashes with an ancient civilization.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Stonehenge Explained

Pyramid catflap...

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'The gods are perplexing.'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Mummy Tourists

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

Greek Mathematics. Archimedes. Euclid. Pythagoras. The ancient Greeks didn't have a symbol for zero? The left "nothing" to the imagination.

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

'I've been knocking for ages!'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Galileo vs Aristotle

The Antiquary

Lost to antiquity.

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

Homer

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

The Forensic Paleontologist