Ancient Mysteries Gifts

"Stuff the artist never wanted anyone to see is in the back."

'Thanks. I've been needing one of those.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Stonehenge Explained

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'The gods are perplexing.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Stonehens

Mummy Tourists

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

'No, not Cro-Magnon - something about it makes me think it's Neanderthal.'

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

The Antiquary

Lost to antiquity.

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

'He was an evil king.'

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

Cat scratch fever

The Forensic Paleontologist

"Sadly, no food was produced after they all became motivational speakers."

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

'Of curse it does.'