Ancient Mystery Aficionados Gifts

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Stonehenge Explained

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'The gods are perplexing.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

The Raven - The Study at Night

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

I told you not to touch its belly.

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

The Antiquary

Lost to antiquity.

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

Mummy Mousehole

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."