Ancient Mystery Lover Gifts

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

Well, here's another ancient civilization that didn't get its security deposit back.

A planet like ours - "This 'journey to the afterlife...' think it'll take long?"

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Stoned Circle'

'He was an evil king.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

"Oh great! That's the architect! What do we do now?"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"It says, 'Celebrating 3,000 years in this location'."

"Try again."

"Looks like something was going on in the stone age that they didn't want the bronze age to know about."

The purpose Stonehenge served remains open to debate.

"Hmm. . . the usual clap-trap about a curse. . ."

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Bermuda Triangles

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Stonehenge Explained

Treasure Island Book.

"There's something I have to tell you."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'